demon pox!

kaz heavily implying/admitting that inej is his weakness is something that can be the most personal thing to ever exist, actually

sorry no i can't make it i'm sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

calahan skogman is so funny he shows up like nine feet tall tits out distracting pseudo scandi accent ON a completely different hair color from last season without a single reason as to why and then gives The Male Performance of the season. 

not gonna lie nina out here telling anyone who's willing and even those who are not willing to listen how matthias is the love of her love and her and other people calling him her man is so funny because meanwhile matthias is in a prison because of her (i know she didn't mean it but it is a fact) having the worst time of his life both physically and emotionally and once he gets out he's probably very much still going to be in his nina/grisha hate era and be mad at her and all that and everyone is just gonna look at nina like "that's your man???" and i just hope we get to see it