don't have a crap attack

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

the English Major in me loathes this but the word-play lover in me adores this

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

i undiagnosed myself with every single mental disorder. i’m chilling now

people who have been on this site for 5-10 consecutive years should get an award or something…we’re all mindlessly blogging on this dead website for FREE

mine often include sexually assaulting people and it's the scariest thing in the whole world

One of my really common ones is stabbing myself in the eye with literally any object I'm holding??? I hate it

FINALLY someone addressed this thing . I don’t wanna know what they told that person about me . I don’t care. So stop it. Thank you .

THIS ^^

No, this is right.

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.