was listening to my paul playlist while grocery shopping today and ‘i will’ came on directly after ‘too many people’ and i felt the need to share this somewhere so it wouldnt just be between me and the people in trader joes who heard me laugh

imagine you are a tv actress in a situationship with a pop star. to get her to tune into the new episode of your show, you tell her one of her songs is in it. this is a lie. you are teasing her. her song isn’t in the episode, but you do have a gay sex scene in it that you want her to watch. but she is so fucking gullible and embarrassing that she tweets out like “an inside source told me my song’s in tonight’s episode! 🤭” and then has to delete the tweet after it airs and now everyone knows about your little scheme to get her to watch you fuck a woman on television and btw this all happens on valentine’s day. you are dianna agron from glee

life is actually so specialsparklesmiledream happyrainbowbeautylove when you quit retail and start a job you actually enjoy

who is going to write the cy twombly/robert rauschenberg/jasper johns yaoi love triangle rpf