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✧ Celebrating grimmjow day in las noches

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1: No one really knows when grimmjows birthday is because in reality, no one cares

Aizen: Who organized this?

Everyone slowly turns to look at Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: It wasn’t me.

Szayel: So why is there a cake on the floor?

Ulquiorra: It just appeared there.

Grimmjow walks in

Everyone: Happy… Birthday… Grimmjow… booooo

Grimmjow: What the hell. It’s not even my birthday… I think?

Nnoitra: Good! More cake for me!

2: Types of birthday gifts each espada gives grimmjow

Ulquiorra: A plain black bag with nothing inside

Szayel: A knife

Nnoitra: An empty box that’s labeled “I was going to get you something”

Harribel: A singular blue eyeliner pencil

Starrk: A sweaty & unwashed jacket (most likely grimmjows)

Yammy: A big pile of sand

Aaroniero: A fish bone

Zommari: Some cat nip from who knows where

Barragan: Gift turned to dust

3: Theres a game called pin the tail on grimmjow

Aizen: And for today’s mandatory birthday activity, we will all be playing pin the tail on grimmjow.

Grimmjow: Oh absolutely not! Fuck no!

Nnoitra: You damn coward.

Szayel: Hahaha awww you’re the donkey! This is gonna be fun!

Aaroniero: I’m not touching his butt.

Grimmjow: I’m gonna pin all of you against the wall instead!

Zommari: …

Nnoitra: …

Harribel: …

Aaroniero: …

Starrk: …

Barragan: …

Ulquiorra: …

Yammy: …

Szayel: …

Aizen: Now that is NOT part of OUR plan. You’re grounded.

4: Yummy cake

Szayel: I think we should bake grimmjows birthday cake because baking IS real chemistry.

Ulquiorra: We don’t bake.

Szayel: More like YOU don’t bake. You don’t even do shit around here.

Everyone spends time baking a cake. Few hours later:

Harribel: Why is the cake glowing?

Nnoitra: Why is the frosting moving?

Aaroniero: Is the cake supposed to have teeth?

Szayel: Yes.

Everyone: NO!

Starrk: It looks ugly, just like grimmjows face.

Grimmjow: Fuck off!

5: Grimmjows birthday wish

Aaroniero: So, what do you even wish for?

Grimmjow: A fight!

Everyone: …

Harribel: Besides that.

Grimmjow: Two fights!

Everyone: …

Ulquiorra: Just blow the damn candle already.

Grimmjow: I want billions of fights!

Everyone: WE KNOW! Omg someone kill him…

✧ How I think BLEACH characters would respond to random questions

( short one cause its just an excuse to post // lil bit nsfw )

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⋆°.•✦ Q: Why are strawberries called strawberries?

Ichigo: “I fight hollows and bad guys. I don’t conduct fruit research.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Why were you born?

Renji: “To like subscribe and hit that bell icon!”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Is your dick big?

Shunsui: “Is grass green? Am I the best captain in the world and everyone loves me? Yes.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Do you have toe fuzz?

Urahara: “I own sandals. However, you can investigate at your own risk.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Can we please hit it from the back?

Byakuya: “No you can’t.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Are you low on gas and need a jacket?

Shuhei: “Yes. Send me gas money I’d really appreciate it. Make sure the jacket is sexy too.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Favorite part of being in prison?

Aizen: “I gained more aura with my haircut and you can’t say I didn’t.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: What is your dream job?

Grimmjow: “Go around biting people who annoy the shit out of me.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Real face reveal when?

Mayuri: “Are you calling me ugly? I’ll do it if I hit 100,000,000,000,000,000 likes.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Can you cry underwater?

Shinji: “Oh. For a second I thought that said cry underwear hahahaha!”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Why do you sound like that?

Ulquiorra: “Darkness.”

⋆°.•✦ Q: Can I inject you in my veins?

Jugram: “No. Your blood has not earned that privilege.”

Check out this version lmao

✧ BLEACH characters when you fart in front of them

BLEACH x reader // reader is gender neutral // kinda funny

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⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

Oh he’s maddddd… LMAOO kidding

He lowers his teacup and he doesn’t even dare to look at you

And he slowly opens the window…

Byakuya: “I will pretend this never happened.”

Y/N: “Good luck with that.”

Hes a little dramatic and adds a new rule: “no bodily disturbances during tea time.”

⋆°.•✦ Zaraki

He immediately bursts into fucking laughter cause that’s one of the things he’s good at…

Zaraki: “HAHAHAA YOU GOT A GOOD ENGINE IN THERE!”

And he slaps your back (or your butt) so you can fart again

Y/N: “Nooo, no more…”

Zaraki: “DO IT AGAIN!”

Y/N: “ENOUGH!”

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

He smiles… I’m sorry but this guys hobby is smiling at whatever

Aizen: “Interesting.”

Y/N: “Huh? Why are you smiling?”

Aizen: “I used Kyōka Suigetsu so you can… pass gas. It was all my plan.”

He walks away afterwards, leaving you feeling confused and… annoyed

Y/N: “Dammit! He always does this! I hate him!

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

You fart and he starts laughing so hard that the walls of las noches even rumbled a little

Grimmjow: “NO WAY, THATS THE WEAKEST ATTACK IVE EVER HEARD!”

Y/N: “Grimmjow, what the fu—“

He immediately tries to fart even louder than you and accidentally strains himself

Neither of you win

Y/N: “You’re really terrible at this!”

⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

You let out the most disrespectful and loud fart ever

Ichigo: “Did you just… fart?”

Y/N: “I thought it was gonna be a quiet one.”

Ichigo: “I fight all kinds of monsters, bad guys, I’ve died so many times and THAT is the most annoying thing that’s happened today.”

Y/N: “Oh don’t act like you’ve never farted before.”

He looks away knowing you’ve heard him fart in his sleep many times

⋆°.•✦ Renji

At first he’s lowkey looked horrified… and he’s laughing 000000.3 seconds later

Renji: “NO WAY! NO WAY YOU JUST DID THAT! HAHAHA!!”

Y/N: “Get over it, okayyyy it’s just—“

Renji: “I DARE YOU TO KILL THE ENEMIES WITH YOUR FARTS WHEN WE GO TO BATTLE AGAIN!”

Y/N: “Oh come on, I am not doing that!”

Renji: “Hell yeah you are, chances are low but never zero!”

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

He’s very quiet while you fart.. almost like your farting woke him up from his slumber

Starrk: “You’re done?”

Y/N: “Yes I’m done. You can go back to sleep.”

He’s just laying there and looks up at the ceiling

Starrk: “Lilynette’s done worse.”

Lilynette: “HEY!”

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

He fans the air dramatically its actually so damn funny

Urahara: “My, my. I didn’t know my shop sold extremely gassy weapons.”

Y/N: “Shut up. It’s totally normal to fart, by the way.”

Urahara: “Here, take this paper bag. It’s for emergencies.”

Y/N: “It’s empty.”

Urahara: “Exactly.”

⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra

You farted very quietly but he still heard it

Ulquiorra: “Was that intentional?”

Y/N: “No.”

Five minutes later…

Ulquiorra: “I have another question. Why?”

You just roll your eyes cause why is he starting to conduct research lmaooo

⋆°.•✦ Mayuri

You better run from this one cause his eyes started to light up

Mayuri: “Fascinating.”

Absolutely not and he’s already reaching for his smelly ass notebook

So you decide to quietly walk out of his lab

Mayuri: Hey come back, I require another sample!”

Y/N: “NO!”

⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra

Laughs so hard he actually dropped his heavy weapon

Nnoitra: “PATHETIC! THATS YOUR BEST ATTACK!?”

Y/N: “It wasn’t meant to be an attack, weirdo.”

Nnoitra: “Booooooo how boring!”

Y/N: “Shut up!”

Nnoitra: “Tell that to your stomach cause I hear it rumbling again HAHA!!”

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

He looks up from his paperwork after you finished farting

Shuhei: “Okay, I’ve survived Captain Kensei. I can definitely survive whatever that was.”

He never mentions it it again until the both of you are drinking

Shuhei: “So, remember that one time?”

You choke on your drink of pure embarrassment

Y/N: “I don’t remember anything ssshhhh!”

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

He hears you fart and for some reason his shoulders slump even lower

Izuru: “The silence after that is so… strange

Y/N: “Im sorry. My stomach was kinda hurting that’s why.”

Izuru: “I know. It happens.”

Y/N: “You can fart too, you know.”

Izuru: “I’m okay. Well, for now I guess.”

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

He immediately grins at you

Shinji: “Oho, you got some sound effects now?”

Y/N: “Please stop.”

And for the next week, he makes farting noises with his mouth every time you enter a room

Shinji: “PFFFFTT hahahahah!”

Hiyori nearly kicks him for being so damn annoying

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

He looks over at you, but he looks a bit concerned

Jushiro: “Are you feeling okay?”

Y/N: “Yes, I am okay. Why?”

Jushiro: “Your stomach isn’t bothering you now, is it?”

He’s genuinely starting to worry about your health that you’re lowkey dying of embarrassment

He’s now offering some herbal tea and you just kindly accept

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

He slowly lowers his sake cup

Shunsui: “My, that’s a bold opening move you have there.”

Y/N: “Oops, I didn’t mean to let it out.”

Shunsui: “No need for oops. There’s been worse interruptions during captain meetings anyway

Nanao: “Captain.”

Shunsui: “Y/N started it.”

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

You fart. He looks at you, looks out the window, and back at you again

Jugram: “How unfortunate. You interrupted our conversation.”

Y/N: “I apologize. It won’t happen again.”

Jugram: “There is nothing more to discuss.”

He will never mention it again. Which somehow makes it difficult for you to move on

Y/N: “It wasn’t even that loud but okay.”

⋆°.•✦ Bazz B

He starts laughing… another laughing hyena over here omg

Bazz B: “NO WAY! You really just did that?!”

The next time he sees you, he’s making fun of you

Bazz B: “Careful. I don’t want another gas attack!”

He thinks he’s the funniest man alive ughhhhhh

Y/N: “Oh my gosh that is SO funny I forgot to laugh!”

✧ Crazy/silly food combos I think BLEACH characters would secretly like—————————————————————————

⋆°.•✦ Renji

Ice cream + soy sauce

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

French fries + honey

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

Milkshake + pickles

⋆°.•✦ Zaraki

Steak + whipped cream

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

Apple pie + cheddar cheese

⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

Watermelon + mustard

⋆°.•✦ Sado

Ramen + pretzels

⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

Macaroni and cheese + kiwi slices

⋆°.•✦ Gin

Pancakes + cheese

⋆°.•✦ Yachiru

Dark chocolate + wheat bread

⋆°.•✦ Tosen

Cereal + crushed potato chips

⋆°.•✦ Soi Fon

Pear slices + parmesan cheese

⋆°.•✦ Kaien

Salmon + grape jelly

⋆°.•✦ Kensei

Pineapple + ketchup

⋆°.•✦ Yoruichi

Mango slices + tomato soup

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

Cinnamon rolls + chili flakes

⋆°.•✦ Mayuri

Moldy cheese + raw oysters

⋆°.•✦ Nelliel

Rice + fruit roll ups

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

Tuna + pickles

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

Donuts + sardines

⋆°.•✦ Rangiku

Waffles + kool aid powder

⋆°.•✦ Nanao

Cereal + yogurt

⋆°.•✦ Uryu

Animal crackers + chicken broth

⋆°.•✦ Lisa

Avocado + chocolate

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

Fried egg + maple syrup

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

Pizza + melted marshmallows

⋆°.•✦ Harribel

Frozen grapes + lime juice

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

Pickles + strawberry jam

⋆°.•✦ Hiyori

Sweet potato + peanut butter

⋆°.•✦ Toshiro

Noodles + mayo

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

Coffee + bacon bits

⋆°.•✦ Szayelaporro

Anchovies + vinegar

⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra

Chicken nuggets + chocolate syrup

⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra

Grapefruit + salt

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

Chocolate chip cookies + orange juice

⋆°.•✦ Bazz B

Donuts + hot chilli sauce

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

Graham crackers + goat cheese

✧ BLEACH characters when they’re drunk

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⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

Gets drunk once a year

Spends two hours insisting that he’s “totally fine, awesome sauce, guuci, badass”

Accidentally starts a therapy session where everyone ends up… crying?

Go drunk strawberry, go

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

A little bit tipsy and compliments inanimate objects lmao

“This lamp has been supporting us this whole time!”

Gets fascinated by the ice cubes callling them temporary rocks idk

We love her

⋆°.•✦ Uryu

Stays correcting peoples grammar even when he’s drunk… okay grammar police

“Um actually…” silence

Suddenly he’s the goat at poetry

And no one knows why he got more talented… other than being a greatest traitor…

⋆°.•✦ Sado

The only one who’s capable of giving directions when it’s time to go home

Everyone assumes he must be drunk because he’s smiling. He’s just having a nice time

Got challenged into arm wrestling

Winner winner chicken dinner

⋆°.•✦ Renji

Starts every sentence with “WATCH THIS” despite everyone begging him not to do whatever bullshit he’s up to

Arm wrestles with Sado, loses, demands a second chance, loses faster

Gets incredibly sentimental

“You guys are like… like… my family”

⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

How dare he represent his little clan THIS bad

Immediately feels regret and ashamed for getting drunk

Honor, duty, and all goes down the drain blah blah blah

Removed his scarf because he was “feeling reckless”

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

Randomly decided that everyone’s life would 100% improve if they owned a rabbit

Why? Idk

Climbs onto a chair because she’s “breaking her silence” everyone shush

“I… ah man I forgot what I was gonna say!”

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

Welcome to his upside down drunk society

Started every sentence with “See, the thing is…” and never actually gets to the thing LMAOOO

Puts on music and stays criticizing others for their own music taste… that’s now how it works

Ends up slowly walking backwards to a couch

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

Sorry but he’s using his hat to wipe away the sweat that’s built up on his face from how drunk he is

Damn hat stinks so bad now

Cracks the dumbest, stupidest, and hideous jokes and no one laughs except for him

“HahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!”

⋆°.•✦ Gin

That smile does NOT go away when it’s drunk gin hours

He’s a tad bit more evil than usual

Stays hiding in the shadows but got dizzy and ended up falling to the floor

Labeled himself as the worlds greatest traitor

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

He’s even more polite when he’s drunk

“You rubbed your eyes today? That’s wonderful.”

He later enters into a stage of regret and guilt for being a sick man while also being drunk

Spent an hour apologizing to the empty bottle next to him

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

This is nothing new for him, really

He starts singing some random song he claimed to not like at all ( I’ll let you pick a song for that)

One more drink…. *hiccup*

Falls in a very very veryyyyy deep and drunk sleep afterwards… we shall see him wake up until next year

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

“My entire plan…” and gets distracted halfway through his speech

Randomly compliments that damn tea he drinks (which most likely is the cause of his explosive dia—)

Insists he wasn’t manipulating anyone, just strategically encouraging…

Puts an arm around gin calling him his “favorite traitor”

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

This guy turns into a professional tattoo lecturer explaining why he has 69 on his beautiful gorgeous face

He acts tough.. “I fear nothing”

Five minutes later.. “Can someone take me home?”

He cannot sing

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

Posts random stuff on his Instagram

“Don’t text, only real ones know why” “11:11 make a wish”

He starts to find beauty in everything such as rain, the melted ice cube in his glass, the moon..

“Fun is temporary” mannn just go dance

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

Doesn’t really care about drinking… jk jk butttt if anything he got even more sleepy

Light snores and occasionally lets out little burps LMAOO

He’s also gonna wake up until next year…

burp

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

Nahhh everyone better run AND hide cause shit isn’t funny no more

He starts picking fights with almost anyone and anything he sees. Yes that includes the random tree that he got offended by

Starts a drinking contest and loses

Blames the glass

⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra

Is this even.. fun?

Earth to Ulquiorra… earth to Ulquiorra… EARTH TO ULQUIORRA DAMMIT

He’s just too quiet it’s honestly scary… he’s not even blinking at all

He needs to leave immediately

⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra

Loudest trash talker everrrrrr

Something about not wanting to look weak in front of others, who can eat the hottest wings, warriors don’t need chairs, blah blah

Gets jealous of attention

Weakness must NOT be shown… NEVER

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

Doesn’t recognize himself at all… he’s probably going even more crazy

All because he smiled… ONCE

“I regret to inform you.. I require another drink.”

Nevermind, he wants to go home so bad

⋆°.•✦ Bazz B

Goes around giving random bro hugs

Insists he’s fine and hits his head against the wall. “The wall moved.”

Accidentally sets his glass on fire… key word “accidentally”

✮ My works for BLACK CLOVER ✮

୨ৎ My works for Jujutsu Kaisen ୨ৎ

✧ My works for BLEACH ✧

FIRST POST

MUSIC I THINK BLEACH CHARACTERS LISTEN TO

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT A CAFE

BLEACH CHARACTERS IN A GROUP CHAT

BLEACH CHARACTERS IN A GROUP CHAT PT2

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS YOUR ROOMMATES

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS YOUR ROOMMATES PT2

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS YOUTUBERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS CRINGE STUFF

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT CONCERTS

BLEACH CHARACTERS Q & A

BLEACH CHARACTERS Q & A PT2

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS GAMERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS WHEN HIGH

BLEACH CHARACTERS IN MOVIES

BLEACH SHIPS

BLEACH CHARACTERS X CAKES

BLEACH CHARACTERS FARTING

BLEACH SHIPS PT2

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT THE GYM

BLEACH CHARACTERS GOING CAMPING

BLEACH CHARACTERS SNEAKING INTO YOUR ROOM

BLEACH CHARACTERS IF I SAT ON THEM

BLEACH CHARACTERS WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP

BLEACH CHARACTERS UNDERWEAR DESIGNS

BLEACH CHARACTERS CHEERING WHEN THE PLANE LANDS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS MYTHICAL CREATURES

BLEACH VALENTINES DAY

HOW BAD I WANNA PUNCH BLEACH CHARACTERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS TIKTOK TRENDS

BLEACH CHARACTERS DOING THE BEAN BOOZLED CHALLENGE

BLEACH CHARACTERS BEAN BOOZLED CHALLENGE PT2

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS CHEESE

BLEACH CHARACTERS WHEN YOU DONT SAY I LOVE YOU

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS PIES

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT A FRAT PARTY

BLEACH CHARACTERS WHEN YOU SAY “WE NEED TO TALK”

BLEACH CHARACTERS ON A ROAD TRIP

BLEACH CHARACTERS ON A ROAD TRIP PT2

NICKNAMES I’D GIVE TO BLEACH CHARACTERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT THE BEACH

BLEACH CHARACTERS SLEEP HABITS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS NON ANIME CHARACTERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS MATH TOPICS

BLEACH CHARACTERS WITH A SHINIGAMI S/O

BLEACH CHARACTERS GETTING THEIR BROWS PLUCKED

BLEACH CHARACTERS PLAYING MARIO KART

BLEACH CHARACTERS USING PERIOD SIMULATOR

BLEACH CHARACTERS PLAYING MINIGOLF

BLEACH CHARACTERS REACTIONS

BLEACH CHARACTERS PLAYING DODGEBALL

BLEACH CHARACTERS GETTING THEIR LEGS WAXED

BLEACH CHARACTERS HAVING PETS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AS CUSTOMER REVIEWS

BLEACH CHARACTERS AT A PUBLIC POOL

WHAT DO BLEACH CHARACTERS SMELL LIKE

BLEACH CHARACTERS WHEN THEYRE DRUNK

BLEACH CHARACTERS FAV FOOD COMBOS

READER FARTING IN FRONT OF BLEACH CHARACTERS

BLEACH CHARACTERS ANSWERING QUESTIONS

BLEACH GRIMMJOW BIRTHDAY SPECIAL

✧ Individual BLEACH character works

Rangiku headcanons

Links to my fandom masterlists !!

( be kind, fiction stays fiction )

✧ BLEACH

୨ৎ JUJUTSU KAISEN

Let me get a whiff of them real quick ( LATE REQ )

✧ What do BLEACH characters smell like?

( kinda specific )

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⋆°.•✦ Renji

- Monster energy can that was used as an ashtray

⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

- White flowers and sandalwood

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

- Hotel lobby that nobody trusts

⋆°.•✦ Sado

- Brand new and expensive shoes

⋆°.•✦ Uryu

- Ironed clothes

⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

- Laundry detergent

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

- Vanilla and brightest sunshine ever

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

- Dry erase marker

⋆°.•✦ Yoruichi

- Expensive shampoo

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

- Sweat and muddy water

⋆°.•✦ Zaraki

- Bl00d im sorry

⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra

- Rain on concrete

⋆°.•✦ Kaname

- Something floral with 3 hours of explaining “why he’s always right”

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

- Hospital waiting room

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

- Wood

⋆°.•✦ Mayuri

- Moldy cheese with mold, mold, and mold

⋆°.•✦ Kensei

- Boxing gloves

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

- Something citrusy like a grapefruit

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

- Machinery

⋆°.•✦ Omaeda

- Dirty underwear

⋆°.•✦ Gin

- Peach that knows your social security number

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

- Men’s body wash purchased after reading one motorcycle magazine

⋆°.•✦ Toshiro

- Blueberry ice cream or shaved ice

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

- The phrase “it is what it is”

⋆°.•✦ Nanao

- Books

⋆°.•✦ Rangiku

- Already smells amazing from 10 feet away

⋆°.•✦ Harribel

- Very clean fish tank

⋆°.•✦ Nelliel

- Lime cake

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

- Leather

⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra

- Rusty metal

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

- Expensive cologne and a strict schedule

⋆°.•✦ Bazz B

୨ৎ Jujutsu Kaisen characters when they get ghosted by you

( jjk x reader / reader is gender neutral / sfw )

Sorry if I forgot someone

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⋆°.•✦ Yuji

Starts by sending you some ridiculous memes as a conversation starter

And continues sending memes long after being ghosted

Texts the group chat with his buddies like:

“Guys be honest did I do something weird? Y/N won’t answer meeeee!!!”

⋆°.•✦ Megumi

Doesn’t double or triple or quadruple text you

And he still got dragged into ‘lecture time’ with Yuji and Nobara about communication

His argument was “Y/N didn’t answer.”

Everyone thinks he’s just trying to act mysterious

⋆°.•✦ Nobara

Claims that she doesn’t care… but she does

Makes a PowerPoint that is titled ‘reasons why y/n is wrong about me’

Her amazing PowerPoint has nice transitions, embedded videos, screenshots, and citations

It’s at least 100 slides too

⋆°.•✦ Yuta

Goes around asking some buddies for helpful advice

Everyone tells him that he needs to stop texting you

He’d rather step on legos than not text you so he continues to spam message you anyway

If you’re not a fan of spam messages, well that’s too damn bad

⋆°.•✦ Inumaki

Nobody can tell he got ghosted by you

He texts you on tiktok, roblox, and even tried to find you in the YouTube comment section

You finally opened his messages but didn’t answer

Better hide cause he’s on his way to your home now

⋆°.•✦ Nanami

This man makes a deadline for your responses

And once that deadline passes, it’s over for you… heh kidding

He refuses to discuss it with you anyway

But he will remember the exact date and time for the next 10 years

⋆°.•✦ Hiromi

Gathers evidence, tons of screenshots, creates a timeline of the past few days you had texted him

He decided to send you a message that said:

“I understand that a response from you is unlikely at this moment. Thank you for your time.”

That lowkey sounds like he’s suing you lmao

⋆°.•✦ Gojo

Tells himself that you are simply just playing hard to get after 20 minutes

He runs some analysis on your online status just casually wasting his precious time

And created a burner account to see if you’ll answer a complete stranger

You didn’t answer. There’s smoke coming out of his ears in anger

⋆°.•✦ Shoko

Knows exactly why you ghosted her

Also knows exactly why you ghosted everyone else too

Refused to give any kind of explanation and continued to mind her own business

Perfect time for a smoke break

⋆°.•✦ Geto

He’s treating this whole getting ghosted thing like a philosophy debate

Starts going around asking a question like:

“What does it truly mean.. to connect with another person… who doesn’t value you for the way you are?”

Suddenly everyone regrets asking how he’s doing

⋆°.•✦ Toji

Heh he doesn’t even realize he’s being ghosted by you

Loses his phone 5 minutes later and doesn’t really care about it

6 months later, he finally finds his phone and sees the unread messages you had sent him

Congrats, you got ghosted for 6 months

⋆°.•✦ Sukuna

Why the hell does he have a phone anyway lmaooo

He’s never been the one to experience any kind of heartbreak

But he does experience major ego damage… ouch

Blames it on everyone and once you text back, be still finds a way to blame it on the entire world

⋆°.•✦ Choso

Assumes you didn’t want anything to do with him anymore… ouch

So he begins to post some very sad heartbreak stuff on his social media or whatever app he uses

You finally answer him, telling him that you had left your phone charging

✧ BLEACH characters at a public pool

( Not proofread, maybe ooc, short and quick post as a comeback, I’ll post more stuff soon. <3 )

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⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

Summoned zangetsu at least 5 times because he can… and no one stopped him

Every 5 minutes someone yells “ICHIGO HELP” and it’s never a real emergency lmaooo

Dont let him be the lifeguard

That damn zanpakuto of his is used as a surf board.. it’s the pool not the beach

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

Got banned from the pool 3 summers ago but decided to go back

Goes around telling everyone “there’s no diving in the shallow end.” The sign says the opposite

Almost everyone believes him anyway

And almost everyone has the biggest crush on him (me too)

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

Got kicked out of pool volleyball for playing too violently like it was a blood tournament

It’s scary when he starts running on all fours chasing people around ahahahaha

Soggy cute kitty

Pulls peoples feet… especially those who don’t know how to swim… be safe, all

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

Brings the cutest pool floats

But she also cannot swim… yet refuses to admit it (you’re allowed to say she can lmao)

She’s just happy to be there

Also hides from Renji in case he decides to throw her into the pool

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

Made sure to set up a snack booth and it was very cute and fun

Spent time taking ridiculous pictures of everyone for memories

Her phone fell into the pool

It’s okay, Ichigo got it back for her. Woohoo aaaaand went back to taking pictures

⋆°.•✦ Sado

Is mistaken for pool security despite not working there heh

Also ends up performing 3 actual rescues despite not working there

Hes also happy to be there

And he’s definitely a great, amazing, talented, and brilliant swimmer

⋆°.•✦ Renji

Spent 20 minutes doing an impressive dive and immediately loses his goggles

Lost his balance in the second dive lmaoooo

Bought a fake shark fin to scare everyone

Shocked he hasn’t gotten kicked out at least once but hey he’s great to have around

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

This guys a mess omg

“Welcome to my upside down pool” stop this madness

Bald Shinji was unlocked cause his wig fell into the pool

Likes hitting everyone with his one and only pool noodle cause he’s annoying like that

⋆°.•✦ Warning: Yhwach

Mannn he looks so ugly when his hair is wet

Reserved every lounge chair months ago.. maybe even decades ago

And according to him, it was inevitable… welp there goes summer