DRINK WATER

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

body positivity can be so hard when ur chronically ill like ‘your body loves you and is doing its best to care for you ❤️’ NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT

*makes a minor social blunder* i should go missing in a case unsolved for decades after

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

like half the official family feud compilations on youtube are titled in a way that implies steve harvey is the victim of relentless attacks by the contestants on his psyche

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

fuck i just remembered i’m fundamentally unlovable