i just think he’s neat (Shane Hollander)

hudson williams holds shane hollander safely within his heart like a baby chick in an incubator

Listen guys we need to be more fr with Shane, like that man is yes my anxiety riddled sister in Christ absolutely the demons (metros) have got that man with DEEP claws but also that is a professional athlete/model worth millions who is well aware he is the best in his field in history like he’s a bitch and vaguely a narcissist pls he’s not thinking that he’s secretly “bad at hockey” (genuine take I’ve seen) or needs to be walked through life by his big strong man who protects him from everything scary as he quivers like no my man is a bitch and he’s big and strong and he’s an asshole sometimes and he’s an actual character who in canon has a personality outside of being so “delicate” he can’t function without Ilya … the man he lived with out his entire life ? Oh okay

people saying that Hayden is a bad friend for beefing with Ilya is so funny to me. Can’t even hate your perfect friend’s long-term situationship turned boyfriend. because of woke. He missed out on ten years of hating Ilya let him have this

Don’t Twinkify my Shane but also don’t Dumbify my Ilya! He does not need a sex ban threat to pick up his socks, he knows Shane doesn’t like stuff on the floor. He does not eat McDonalds while shane cooks dinner. His goal in life is to be a good boyfriend and make his man happy and he is very good at it.

It’s actually so funny that in the Tampa hotel room Ilya says it’s simple and Shane’s like shut the fuck up Pinocchio and come sit next to me

i’m crying at the thought of shane trying to use queer lingo like rose will tell him about booking a lead role and shane is like wow, slay🧍🏻‍♂️🙂

can i say something mean. #myshane would HATE gay people coming to centaurs games just to support him and ilya. genuinely fucking SEETHING. he's smiling and waving at them but in his head he's just like they don't CARE about hockey they don't CARE they're only here because i'm fucking GAY they're not REAL fans do they even KNOW how good i am god this is SO embarrassing