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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."
This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.
I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.
"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."
I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.
"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."
i just spent like 20 minutes scrolling through the notes for examples and I'm screeching with laughter
Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.
It's small, it's awful - Teacup!
On the opposite end of showclaws are the 'designer' breeds. Short-lived, stunted, often brachycephalic, and packed with physical and neurological issues, toy deathclaws are often seen in upper echelons of wasteland society. For some reason.
The Kitchen Entity came crawling out of the oven vent, and now it just hovers here in the middle of the room, like some kind of domesticated jellyfish. When you turn on the microwave, it crackles like a geiger counter. On warm days, it smells like mom's special m&m pancakes.

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”
I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.
…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.
If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.
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why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look
"An inordinate fondness for beetles"
-J.B.S. Haldane
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Scientists just don’t know whether I remembered to take my meds today
The resting heartsrate over 100bpm is a fairly convincing indicator
Relatable but oh no:(( I hope you feel better!!!
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I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.
alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks
that's insane. we need to change this

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Despite how much of a stirr it caused, The Timeless Child makes a degree of sense.
Because Timelord society has ALWAYS been rotten, despite 10's choice to remember them as this wise and benevolent, majestic race.
The Timelord aren't really any different to the other species in the Universe once you get the chance to peak behind the curtains.
They're still prone to corruption, arrogance and all the other problems advanced societies tend to have.
Which means they're also quite prone to the whole "History is written by the victor" thing, which in their case maybe literal at times.
Like Rassilon who was thought of as a great and wise founder. Only for it to be revealed he's a ruthless, backstabbing, omnicidal bastard who's potentially responsible for Omega's situation.
The Trial of The Doctor Serial shows their corruption quite well: the High Council essentially make a bargain with The Valeyard to arrange a kangaroo court so they could give The Valeyard The Doctor's regenerations.
Which, would also allow them to remove someone they consider to be an embaressment and a nuisance to them and who'd uncovered their misdoings.
So, it would make sense that the official story of how they obtained Regeneration, would be completely different from the actual truth and no one except for a small handful of individuals being any wiser as to this being the case.
My one problem with it though, is the fact it was The Doctor that's revealed to be The Timeless Child.
Not because it goes against all pre-established canon (it actually doesn't go against it necessarily, see Brain of Morbius).
But because it makes The Doctor special in a way they don't need to be.
So, over the years, what's basically been established about The Doctor is that by Timelord Society standards.
They're a bloody loser: they seemingly grew up in the country, did poorly in school (hence why they can't control what they Regenerate into.) and seems to have failed to meet the standards of at least one parent.
Then, one day they steal an outdated museum piece and disappear with their granddaughter, implying that Susan was either the only family member The Doctor had left.
Or that she was the only one they were still on good terms with.
And that could be for any reason, 1 was kind of a grouchy old dickhead with zero interest in getting involved in things when the show starts.
So, it could be any reason why he just took Susan with him.
But my point is: he's not The Oncoming Storm at this point, he's not that nameless, terrible thing that falls from the sky and heralds destruction and death in their wake.
He's not the maintenance man of the universe.
He's just a grumpy old man who ran away from home and fled to what amounts to a backwater planet with his granddaughter because he didn't like the way things were there. He had no intention of getting involved in things.
And there's this line he says in his first story to the cavemen he's surrounded by that embodies this and is probably the most ironic line in the entire history of Doctor Who:
"Look at me, I'm a harmless old man! How can a harmless old man, like me, harm any of you?!"
The Doctor wasn't special because of the circumstances of their birth or what have you.
The Doctor was special because they were essentially the embodiment of the trope From Nobody to Nightmare.
They never needed to be made into the source of Regeneration or the reincarnation of one of the Founders.
They were special because they weren't of exceptional circumstances like that and yet still went on to be one of the most influential forces in the universe if not the most influential.
Because they were literally just a madwo/man with a box.
EDIT: also, this ocurred to me a day or two after posting this.
But it very much makes The Doctor a lot like his earlier companions as well as Martha, Bill Potts, Yas, Ryan, Graham, Dan and Belinda.
Because literally there was nothing special about these people. They just so happened to cross paths with The Doctor one day and get dragged into some adventures in time and space.
And along the way, they became special.
Davros is right. The Doctor does make people into weapons.
But they also makes them into heroes.
Just like how, through sheer coincidence, a grumpy old man just so happened to steal an outdated TARDIS model who then proceeded to drag him around the cosmos on adventures thorugh time and space.
And in the process, made him into a hero.
Missy: hey i reanimated the dead of earth and turned them into one of your 2 most hated things in all the universe as a birthday gift now you have a free army can we kiss and make up now?
the doctor: why the fuck are you like this