Fuck

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

Wasn't this like in Arizona? So the middle of a desert-ish. And Buford (The Goodest Boy) found the boy and went "Yep, you're mind now."

the dm scene great but my favourite part was when armand added in a little gossip in the middle of all of the "for 52 years i have loved you and remember when you needed to cry really bad one day i made sure you got to do that alone in a pretty church and i have done little things for you and loved you for that long and also lestat is FUCKING HIS MOM isn't that crazy"

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

forcing themself into a relationship with their friend in the weird route because that's what everyone is expecting of them. that's clearly what she's expecting too. that's how this goes, right? stoic knight and lonely princess?? of course. but why do they feel so awful doing it? doing this? doing this to/with her, even though she's their friend? especially because she's their friend???

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.