Fuck

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

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Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

love pulling the whole "loyal knight" thing on my friends because 1. they never expect it and 2. they go along with it every time

"my liege. your royal advisor and i have discussed this grave matter and we concur that you should not continue to commune with your ex regardless of what medicinal herbs he offers you. he is a stinky fuckhead. his presence is a blight upon our kingdom." and they just go yeah youre right and never bring up the whole knight thing even if they take a moment to process it

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.