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@fireflyjeans
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
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Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.
Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.
Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.
THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?
Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor
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the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.
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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick
people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicalsβ¦β¦. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying
Itβs interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the wholeΒ βyou need a doctorβs note to excuse your absence of even one dayβ combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things likeΒ βyouβre still contagious even after the fever goes awayβ, and the overwhelming message of βif you donβt struggle through it, youβre a failure!β
On my campus there tends to be a problem where even I you have the doctors note professors will still take points off of your final grade regardless of how sick you are. Iβve seen people show up to class with the stomach flu, pneumonia, respiratory infections and all sorts of other contagious ailments.
Hereβs a fun story:
The school system I grew up in put an absolutely ungodly amount of pressure on kids to Show Up Every Day No Matter What. Many schools are like this, but looking back, my townβs was borderline fucking dystopian. They asked me why I didnβt just βpostponeβ a surgery at one pointβ when I was fifteenβ to give you an idea of how monumentally obtuse these people were.
So, in elementary school, I started having chicken pox symptoms, right? They were mild because I was vaccinated (yay!) but my mom recognized them quickly and took me to the doctor, because my mom is a reasonable human being with standards. The doctor said βyup, youβve got those pox, it may seem mild but please for the love of god DO NOT take her to school, she is very contagious even though she may FEEL okay.β
So I had to stay home from school until I got clearance from my doctor to go back. I was an angry little gremlin the whole time, because I wanted to go to the school library and read books about the human skull, but my mother said, βno, you cannot leave this house, and do not scratch the bumps please.β So I sat at home and tried not to scratch the bumps, like a good little gremlin.
A few days into my Chicken Pox Related House Arrest, we got a letter from the school. I was far from the only person with chicken pox, as it so happened. Like⦠a tenth of my second grade class had Confirmed Pox. We all fell ill within DAYS of each other.
So how did this happen, you ask? Well, a kid had chicken pox, and he came to school anyway. βAh, well perhaps they didnβt know,β you may very well say. βMaybe his parents didnβt notice!β No. No, they noticed. In fact they KNEW it was CHICKEN POX. They sent him to school anyway.
The kidβs parentsβ¦β¦.. were, in fact, teachers at the school. And they KNOWINGLY made him go to school sick, because they didnβt want to risk hurting his precious βperfect attendanceβ record. They figured that since he wasnβt, like, Literally Dying, it was better for him not to miss school. Never mind the fact that they were actively endangering hundreds of little kids.
Fast forward to my freshman year of college. A kid came to class with mumps because he βcouldnβt afford to missβ. Guess what happened? Mumps outbreak! Diseases are, as it turns out, good at being diseases! Vaccinations are phenomenal, but they can only do so much, and some people rely on herd immunity to not be killed by preventable illness.
This entire attitude needs to die. Itβs dangerous. Food service workers are forced to show up sick, little kids are forced to show up sick, college students show up sick because theyβre afraid of flunking out.
And on top of it all, misinformation campaigns are encouraging people not to get vaccinations! Itβs 2019 and weβre flirting with the plague! Next thing you know some blogger is gonna be like βactually we should all be fucking rats and eating our meat raw, death to all science and god bless americaβ
Many kids at my school will show up really sick because we only get like three days of excused absences without a doctorβs note.
this is what those in literary academia call βforeshadowingβ
(note the dates)
this post aged like an ice cube in an oven
worst part is! ITβS STILL HAPPENING! SCHOOLS AND WORKPLACES ARE STILL LIKE THIS!!! THEY LEARNED NOTHING!!!!!!!
Literally looking like the kind of note you find in a post apocalyptic horror game jesus
If only we as a society learned from our mistakes
i donβtΒ βfollowβ my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.
touches U in a very weird but non sexual way
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needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: πΏπ§Όππ§΄π«§ getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower
just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture
do you see this. beyond ridiculous
what are our thoughts
I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy
unpost this right now you strange strange man
I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent
if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit
can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.
