I Have Dreams Where I Kiss You & It’s Pink

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

the great divide is like what if you stayed and it haunted you and what if you left and it haunted you and what if you came back and it haunted you

we used to say kill all men

yea and then we realized how harmful that was and how saying that did not help anyone and only harmed people, so people stopped saying it.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

she said she wanna fuck i said perchance

dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave