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The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

you hate me and my cuteasfuck eggs even though i laid them all by myself with NO HELP

its so hard 2 be a single mother just bcause no 1 wants me

there are two of you

we r both single?

have u seen me.

yea

fucked, right?

can you two make out or get moving. i have to go fuck the shrine maiden

suika we're not lettin u do that

suika we're not lettin u do that.

wishlist my game. no it's not out. no there isn't a demo. no it's not being developed. no it doesn't exist. just write it on your list of things you wish for. it helps my metrics.

we really have got to ban words from streamers. stop calling things clankers. stop calling things gooner. stop calling things degen. shut the fuck up. please

“Romance” is only possible between sleepy& intoxicated sisters

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

When he clocks out at The Factory, where he manually builds entire fridges from scratch using only raw materials, he has three interests: Car, The Pub and Sports. He desperately wants to vote for a center-left party but just can't bring himself to do it when they actually do something left-wing.

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!