Jules Verne

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

Category 5 tired in bed event. Eepycenter located off the coast and expected to cover the country in a giant blanket by the end of the day

source? it was revealed during my nature walk.

I love these and I wish to adopt them.

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

[image description: two photos of a crescent moon in the sky at dusk. the sky is deep blue and covered in wispy pink clouds.]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

why is my payslip this fortnight just the words "A handsome sum" on a piece of paper wtf

oi, this fellow said he has a handsome sum! brigands, capture him!