WADDUP

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

Holy shit that’s so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

i'm literally an artist who doesnt create anything. no i can't explain it to you

what if you were playing basketball and you went to dribble the ball but it was ceramic and shattered everywhere and everyone got mad at you about it

i was thinking about this so hard last night i cried

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

History REPEATS.