Im Just Trying My Hardest

Straight boys be like

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

Phew that lost post A READ

maybe men would be more fun if they were more slutty and stupid and funloving

OMG

Every time I see this post, I remember briefly after I came out to my mother, I had to calmly and rationally explain “Women can like video games and computers too”

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

oh my goodness will you look at the time

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

I once met with this girl, I was applying makeup on her for her sister’s wedding and his “super smart leftist academic” boyfriend started to complaint about his wrinkled shirt like “why you didn’t do it, you had the whole day to do it blah blah blah” and I stared at him and said “you have two hands and a brilliant brain, Decipher how to iron a shirt” and he just stared at me As if I had offended his entire family 🙄

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs

Need any help there

get out of her dms and come save me

Be careful what you say in there, some of the skulls still have their jaws and will tell your secrets to whom ever will listen

they’re telling me mortal kombat 2 cheat codes