Let's Make It

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

Missionary so I can tell her how pretty her eyes are

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

you and those fucking lips

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

Midnight mass is crazy imagine growing up with your soulmate but both of you tear away from the place you called home only for the red string of fate to pull you back and tie you together through suffering and finally give you your happy ending. Only for the local pastor to somehow become a vampire and derail things