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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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cherry valley forever

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Not today Justin
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nothing is real anymore. even "characters watch their own TV show" is a star trek premise. i am never regarding any innocuously-stupid AO3 trope with anything but suspicion ever again.
whatâs one thing youâre doing today thatâs good for you mentally and/or physically :)
Urgent prayer request:
-Cousin, age 42, admitted to hospice after 2 year liver/pancreatic cancer battle. Heâs probably not going to last the next 48 hours. Heâll be leaving behind a wife and 2 daughters no older than 10.
-Grandpa died three weeks ago. Celebration of life tomorrow, guests coming in. Lots of stress hosting/making sure everything is all squared away.
-Grandpaâs housekeeper/personal assistant has been causing drama. She may have been taking advantage of his generous nature if not outright stealing from him for the last few months of his life. We found out and have been dealing with all of that this last week.
-Mom dislocated her knee about an hour and a half ago.
-My dad, his Parkinsonâs, and dealing with all of this as the only child of my late grandpa.
-Me, angry at the death, sorrow, and stress of everything being thrown at my family.
happy feast of Corpus Christi!!! đşđˇđŤđ

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every time I buy a white shirt a little stopwatch starts next to it
the crew of the Enterprise every five minutes on this show
"Join Starfleet," they said
"You'll never have to kill a deadly shapeshifting creature posing as your beloved ex-girlfriend in order to suck salt out of human bodies," they said
"That's an oddly specific statement," I said, continuing to sign up for some reason
McCoy, to himself, after Kirk has left the room:
Christians of tumblr:
Recently got into a debate at a church leadership meeting about Children's Church - ie when kids attend a separate 'service' from the adults on Sunday, either for part of the service (like prayer time and sermon) or the entire time
I'm super curious what thoughts others have in the following polls!
I am a Christian who:
Grew up in Children's church, have a positive view of it
Grew up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it
Grew up in Children's church, have a negative view of it
did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a positive view of it
did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it
did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a negative view of it
not Christian/bald/other
I am a Christian who
IS a parent, have a positive view
IS a parent, have a neutral view
IS a parent, have a negative view
is NOT a parent, have a positive view
is NOT a parent, have a neutral view
is NOT a parent, have a negative view
bald
If there is only capability (volunteers, time etc) for ONE option, it is better to:
Have Children's church and no kids Sunday School
Have kids Sunday School and no Children's Chruch
not christian/bald/etc

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Sorry to keep banging on about this! I just have a few days left to meet the funding goal!
Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.
KICK THE CAN!
Letâs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
OC thought of the day: Aderthor, friendly & sincerely eager to help but unintentionally causing problems left and right vs. Amathan, striving with all of his being to be the most unhelpful person you've ever met but failing miserably vs. Areher, guy who likes exactly 23.5 people and WILL let you know it.
perfectly normal family to invite into a social circle :)))
an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body
pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
let's see if this works. this contains randomised ingredients from various recipes, including: chocolate chip cookies, banana Nutella pancakes, lemonade, orange juice, carrot cake, homemade pizza, curry chicken, cornbread with bacon and cheese, and probably some other combinations possible in there
Rules of the game: pick the first 5 ingredients that the wheel gives you. Are you COOKING or are you COOKED? Comment in the tags
1 strawberry, 3 teaspoons of cinnamon, 50 grams of chicken, 3 tablespoons of chocolate chips, 2 peppers
âŚI mean. If I can eat the chicken and peppers separately from the strawberry, cinnamon, and chocolate chips, that doesnât sound too bad? I

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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
Reveal of Welsh postdoc and rugby lad Dr Howell Jenkins (27) perennially one of the funniest things tumblr users can discover in fiction.
Itâs unclear whether he finished his PhD or is still a grad student in the process of slithering out of his actual viva.
Here is Calciferâs âsilly saucepan songâ that he sings to himself, which Howl sings when drunk (and Sophie doesnât understand.) Itâs a Welsh rugby song.
SOSBAN FACH?????!?
@spaghetti-trek I love that this jumped out and BIT you!!â
Oh my GOD the saucepan song!
but also⌠yes⌠I love the outsider to the story, being perceived by the story insiders. And that is why Long Live Evil needed multiple POVs. Because, as so often when it comes to inspiration, Diana Wynne Jones.
#in the movie it is never stated why the castle is the way it is except that it is a wizard's magic castle #in the book it is. and i swear to god i'm not making this up. #to facilitate tax evasion. (via @downtroddendeity)