venture forth, brave boy

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

I wish that toxic men posted like toxic coquette women like yk a picture of like bloodied knucked holding a cigarette or like a crushed four loko w tags like #edward norton #tarantino #in the aeroplane over the sea #male waif #palahniuk core

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

wait.i have an idea.lets crush me with a rock

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Marcelo Bielsa is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life

im thinking nothing should have names so nobody can search for things and can only find them

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born