venture forth, brave boy

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

in retrospect it kind of made sense the husband in the bee movie was acting like that because his wife DID have sexual feelings for a bee

I think the people saying Haaland is coming to Leeds are legitimately insane and I also do not think I could learn to love him if he did

I was wrong for this...I still think the people who said that were insane but I fuck with Haaland he seems chill

women should get even more childless

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

simon and garfunkel should have been monks at a monastery recently devastated by plague in rural france in the early 15th century

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

will i ever find love. cleaning my room