new DB Cooper theory: he went up

entering the polycule not as a conqueror, but a liberator

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"

more importantly it's about shooting down a helicopter with your stupid gucci 10mm and then just standing there as it falls daring it to crash into you.

That classic Nobody Lives Forever moment where Crockett sleeps in and Tubbs turns up to the girlfriend's doorstep all beaten and bloody to rub it in, sunglasses on, probably thinking to himself "oh yeah this is going to look great in slow motion when I take these off to reveal my bruised eyes and disappointed stare, he's bound to include my haunting visage in his guilt-ridden sunset speedboating music montage of the week"

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

miami vice is about putting tubbs and crockett into various outfits, but it's also about sending them to a variety of places such as "the swamp" and "new york city"

more importantly it's about shooting down a helicopter with your stupid gucci 10mm and then just standing there as it falls daring it to crash into you.

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

you ever have a day so filled with disaster that you start feeling like Alan Arkin in The In-Laws

you ever find yourself having beef with a landscape gardener with a big pet dog. Much like Alan Arkin in Freebie and the Bean