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desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing
this is how many pillows I want
Where does the you go. In this scenario
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Ah another fan of the classic children's roleplay, "neolithic burial"
yeah u get it
OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate ι²€ι±Όθ·ιΎι¨ is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.
11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning
2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"
3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"
"well at least that new medication is working π"

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getting pretty bored of estrogen and testosterone i think they should make a third one and they should get real weird with it
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#toblerone?
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Okay here's the original post, courtesy of uwu_yum on Reddit
Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe
amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile
(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)
isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random
one thing I really appreciate about rtd eraΒ doctor who is just how NORMAL the sets often look:
there have been at least three separate people Iβve known whose bedrooms had this vibe: the incredible clashing between different shades of pink, the dark carpet, the messiness, the poor lighting filtering through that dark curtainβI knowΒ how it feels beingΒ in this room.
I painted my room this exact color in 2008/2009. marthaβs organized, but sheβs a student and itβs a cramped spaceβshe arranges her shelves the best she can, but her stuff is just stuff and doesnβt perfectly match.Β when Iβm at school I have to dry my laundry in the middle of my room exactly the same way!
yup, thatβs what every break room Iβve ever had at work looks like, with the mismatched tupperware and posters and questionably-clean microwave.
sylviaβs house is obviously intended to be coordinated, but with a nonprofessionalβs taste. you can see the little pumpkins in the background from halloween, thereβs a printed tablecloth at the table, the counters are that realistic mix of cluttered and clean.Β
even in a fancy office, weβve got the ugly fluorescent lighting thatβs not really doing anyone favors, the crooked potted plants, the sporadic beige and white walls, the random workplace posters above the printer and trash cans.
people sitting in weird places because there arenβt enough seats around the tv! the cat tower with kitty litter shoved in the corner! the overstuffed table! the slightly-crooked picture frames! this ISΒ the vibe of being stuffed into a too-small room with company over.
I donβt know, I justΒ loveΒ how they unapologetically show the messiness of normal life on camera?? I feel like the unglamorous-ness of it grounds the show so much?! itβs just so much fun watching a bunch of fantastical sci-fi things play out against mundane settings I see every day.

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All of the otters/ Lutrinae !
Had a lot of fun doing this one, probably because there are only 13 lol
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I've been meaning to make a post talking about my stroke because y'all got bits and pieces of the recovery but I never actually told the story of HOW it went down and the thing is the type of stroke I had is usually the type young people have and since having mine i've now heard multiple stories of people under 40 having very similar strokes and the scary thing is, is that they didn't get help right away. Because you're young and healthy and sure you feel weird but it'll pass right? but it doesn't, and it gets worse, and by the time you get to the hospital (some people literally take days to go) the deficits are worse and recovery is harder.
so here's a super long post about strokes in general, and mine in particular/what I went through.
Some of you might remember me talking about this when it happened- please read and be aware that strokes can happen at any age!
For anyone who has ever had covid before, please be sure you are aware of stroke symptoms. Each successive infection raises the risk in a pretty major way, and a lot of people are dying young due to not knowing these signs or being afraid to act on them. Please take care of yourselves.
Worth mentioning that a very good reason to take Paxlovid if you get covid isn't just to stay out of the hospital short-term, but to reduce the covid-induced massive jump in your cardiac event risk for the next two years - this is honestly the main reason I would rec younger folks take Paxlovid if they get covid. Repeating those stroke signs so folks don't miss them behind the cut: Balance loss, Eyesight changes, Face drooping, Arm weakness, Speech difficulty, -> Time to call 911.
sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid
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doing reading for my research project and i come across a paper that references fossil from "East Antarctica" and i'm like huh,,,, what do you mean east antarctica. east from where. how do you have east and west in a continent that Contains the south pole??
of course the real answer is "we called it that because it Looks like the eastern half of antarctica when you put the greenwich meridian up the top as if it was north"
I still hold that this is a stupid way of doing it. and of course it means everything comes back to british cultural hegemony as it always does.
@vickysaurus actually yknow what I like this. it makes a lot more sense, if you wanted to be fancy it could be like Antarctica Major and Antarctica Minor or something
when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!
itβs normal for sandwich to make you feel like youβre dying. this is a normal sandwich experience