life is better when you're not malnourished btw

Hope St Anthony tried out some crowd work. "We got any crustaceans in tonight?" [excited clattering of pincers from that guy in the middle]

the original fish speaker

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Something that gets overlooked in the discourse about women who struggle to connect with women and get along better with men is that they typically aren’t good at connecting with ANYONE… its like when people say they LOVE animals, but hate people. That man is going to laugh at your jokes no matter what and that dog is going to beg for a scrap regardless of who’s at the table. If you can’t connect with other women, it’s not that other women are opaque and inconsistent. You are just gravitating towards a predictable source of social validation. Tragically the same shallow nature of connections with men that make them easy to access also stalls development, of relationships and of skills

Our Lady of the Dry Tree 

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

It’s actually funny as hell that you can successfully ragebait like 99% of the human population just by existing as a woman and not altering your natural body. Like people get SO MAD about a woman having leg hair but like… thats a natural part of all human bodies 😭😭😭 it’s a human trait, it’s part of the package of being a mammal…