i got invited to a wedding for someone i don't even know. don't you think that's weird. the last name sounded familiar and i was able to find out via facebook that im related to him on my dads side. but i've never interacted with this person at least as an adult and have zero memory of them even existing

I left the house for a few hours and when I returned pea was waiting by the door wearing the remnants of a paper bag whose handle she’d gotten stuck in so that she was wearing it like a skirt

one of the most exciting things about possibly being a homeowner soon is having Mormons knock on my door. Mormons specifically. NOT jehovahs witnesses or anyone else

the first girl I ever liked was a girl in my ballet class when i was in 8th grade and i remember her saying that she was going to join the idf if she didn’t get into a good enough college which i found pretty bizarre and extreme bc i never knew anyone who had been in the military. i looked her up recently and couldn’t find her at first which was sad bc i assumed she got married and changed her name but it turns out she is just going by a different version of her first name and she appears to be an art teacher in California. This was the only time in my life I had a major crush on a straight girl/woman which has its downsides but they do also seem to have a reduced likelihood of becoming nonbinary