I left the house for a few hours and when I returned pea was waiting by the door wearing the remnants of a paper bag whose handle she’d gotten stuck in so that she was wearing it like a skirt

one of the most exciting things about possibly being a homeowner soon is having Mormons knock on my door. Mormons specifically. NOT jehovahs witnesses or anyone else

the first girl I ever liked was a girl in my ballet class when i was in 8th grade and i remember her saying that she was going to join the idf if she didn’t get into a good enough college which i found pretty bizarre and extreme bc i never knew anyone who had been in the military. i looked her up recently and couldn’t find her at first which was sad bc i assumed she got married and changed her name but it turns out she is just going by a different version of her first name and she appears to be an art teacher in California. This was the only time in my life I had a major crush on a straight girl/woman which has its downsides but they do also seem to have a reduced likelihood of becoming nonbinary

I’m doomed to move back to Ohio eventually but I don’t want to bc um it’s horrible. I can’t take it

every time I encounter fan content about asoiaf/got/hotd i am amazed by people’s reflexive hatred of female characters. how is GRRM, the old man who writes obsessively about the breasts of adolescent girls, doing better at feminism than you? crazy