Trying to Breathe More and Care Less

Put it in a box….

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

Country boys make do…

THIS is “boys will be boys”

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

I have something extremely important to say

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

hovercats

Perhaps all of them

I was at school when my sister set a giant bumblebee on me because I wasn’t vegan. I Googled how to get rid of it and the instructions were pretty unusual: tell the bee a joke, then ask it for a divorce. My joke was, “What does a sea lion say?” The punchline was a terrible sea lion impression. The bumblebee laughed and then I asked it for a divorce and it said okay, then turned into a person and walked me home.

So the actual way to get a bumble bee off of you is to blow on it. The wings will catch the wind and it will fly off. Hornets? You just let those guys chill on you until they decide they want off

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

good.

you