esoteric

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

for a bunch of people who hate authority you guys really like bottoming

Did u really have to go after John Lennon like this

did i WHAT

goodnight to sexy evil people only

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

crazy how so many of your experiences as a girl are shaped based on whether you are perceived as attractive or not

Just @me next time

@travisdyvaldae

WOw it’s me

or else what, cat?

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.

First good shower thought