Filipa

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

It was all a prophecy

Poe Dameron was brought into be the replacement for Han Solo, but ended up being the replacement for Leia (No Bad thing I may add) And Ben Solo ended being the replacement for Han. Because when it comes down to it Poe Dameron would do anything for the cause, just as Leia would. Ben Solo would do anything for the girl - just as Han would...

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.

I know some of you joke about making Victor Hugo roll in his grave, but there are small cracks on his tomb in the Pantheon, and I’m telling you: he’s trying to get out

this is the single scariest post in this goddamn website

let him come but if he tries to write another word about the goddamn Parisian sewer system I’ll put him back in there