CURIOSITY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

This is the ONLY “We don’t need Batman” post I will EVER consider valid.

If the liver grows back what stopping me from just selling it endlessly

Put cinnamon and cloves in my facemask when I went shopping today so I could shop deliciously

i think you’re in the wrong plague

You telling me Covid won’t make me sick through foul-smelling miasma? You some modern ‘germ theory’ trend follower? Huh?

The plaguecore people found this post.

PLAGUECORE???

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

i would really love to take an ancient roman to a zoo and show them some fucked up animals just to see how they react

like can you imagine taking pliny "there are one hundred and seventy-six fish in the ocean and not a single one more" the elder to an aquarium? he'd lose his goddamn mind

the people who are tagging the specific animal and specific ancient roman they'd show it to really get me

not to suck my own dick but i’ve pulled myself out of some really dark places and i continue to do so

😂❤️⭐️

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

You know you live under a patriarchy because there are like 8,000 studies on how good cum is for you but I have yet to see one on the benefits of pussy juice. This is why I’m a feminist