An Unsavory Fellow

ollie and wicks my beloveds

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Shitty & Lardo: girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s toilet? 🤨

holster hiding 20 empty milk jugs and unopened lactaid packs behind him: i can't believe the lax team would do this to us.

Omgcp Anniversary Week - one of my favorite moments from the Twitter 😂

The full illustration of the Mona Lisa parody by Ito, posted by the Junji Ito Hong Kong club.

edited to add: NOOOOOOOOOOO = The ref has signaled no icing on this play, so quit gliding while you wait for a whistle and move your damn feet. (This is probably the most confusing one to overhear if you don’t know what it means XD)

oh that just means they’re a goalie. there is no explaining goalies. one time I asked my goalie why he didn’t use a gear bag with wheels (goalie bags almost always have wheels bc they have more/heavier equipment) and he—bent almost double under the weight of his gigantic bag—looked me straight in the eye and said “it makes me appreciate the game more.” I once knew a goalie who communicated solely via gifs of porn bloopers. there’s one NHL goalie whose pregame ritual is to go sit in the empty arena and stare at the empty ice surface for literal hours. each goalie is a full subculture that no one understands but themselves

oh -

(comms open xoxo)

like, yes, they both have the hockey autism but as any autistic will tell you, this does not guarantee friendship. and those two are so fucking awkward all the time. no, they would not be besties, they have zero interests in common outside of hockey. they would be relegated to watching games in silence on the couch like two undersocialized dads while their boyfriends are causing chaos together like the gremlins they are