bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

someone asking neil years down the line how he knew andrew was ‘the one.’ neil looking at andrew across the room & casually responding: “there was no ‘one.’ he was the only.”

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

in some ways worse than my first rodeo cause i feel like i should be better at it by now

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

It’s kinda crazy how Renee mentions that Andrew’s knives used to be hers and Neil is like “wait. so his knives. the knives he always has. and frequently uses. like to stab people. you gave him those..?” and she’s just like “yeah in my defense i did NOT think he was going to do that. like stab people, i mean. with the knives. the knives that I gave him. and then taught him how to stab people with. did not think he would do that. idk oops lol.”

my friends r sending me heated rivalry clips of a player kissing his bf (?) on national tv after winning the cup and all i can think of was wow that also happened to my close personal friends jack and bitty

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”