Disaster Disaster

*Calls out, “Hey, king. Are you single?” to the vaguely humanoid creature lurking at the base of the stairs*

looks like october is…. octover

It’s nowvember

Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

God the inherent melancholy of playing Minecraft. You're just digging for coal and that one piano song comes on and you're 13 again

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

This inaccurate. Should be obsidian.

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

I’m dead here but haha what if I started posting art again here despite having deleted my separate art account months ago

or I could make a new one oh shit

Nah I’m too lazy for that, imma just flood my main with art and bullshit

I’m dead here but haha what if I started posting art again here despite having deleted my separate art account months ago

or I could make a new one oh shit

that’s actually a really sweet headcanon. i like that. maybe the little kids following them around are like when your mom makes you let your siblings play with you so you give them the controller that doesn’t work