Fiendish

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

Bruises on your hips because I get aggressively grabby when I'm about to cum

Girls just want a dominant and kind man with a breeding kink and a vasectomy.

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

wanna smoke a joint & go to the thrift store

Can we go to a record store after?

how do you differentiate when someone is being friendly or flirting? i’m so serious i do not know how to tell unless they say something sexual so its very clear there is some sort of attraction and not just a person who is platonically intimate because a lot of people are just that way with people because they like people not because they want to fuck them

I ask. Unfortunately, I'm not good at reading people who are being intentionally coy and I have a habit of absentmindedly projecting my desires onto others, so I have to just... Ask.

sexting in public will always be the best thing ever. yes i'm gonna tell you in details how i want you to cum inside of me while i'm at a dinner party. and yes that will get me soaking wet and nobody except you will know.

titty pics are an acceptable way of initiating friendship btw

No, I want him moaning and whimpering before I start touching him

I think the hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo

idk who needs to hear this, but your partner should be making your life better and easier than it is on your own. if your partner is making your life harder, they're constantly stressing you out, if they're not showing up for you? babe you gotta leave, life is so short and we only get one, so don't spend it with someone who makes you feel bad about your life, you deserve so much better than that

if you wont be weirdly attached and obsessive with me do you even like me