Native, Artist, Witch, and Involuntary Comedian

It’s so hard when you’re in the middle of a story to figure out how well it’s going, it’s like being on an uphill train where you are furiously laying down track with only a couple landmarks ahead to guide you

so this thing might make it to 40k! We’ll see haha

No, I bet you dont. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE COOLEST ANIMATORS EVER. THIS is Don Bluth. HE IS AWESOME.

After just one mofo year at Brigham Young University he got a job at the Walt Disney Company and worked as an animator and/or assistant director on huge movies like Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Rescuers, Pete’s Dragon, The Black Cauldron, and The Fox and the Hound. 

THEN he went back to college and got his degree in English Lit. AND THEN he and 16 other animators left Disney to start their own animation company DON BLUTH PRODUCTIONS where half of my childhood was created. He’s responsible for movies like

The Secret of Nimh

An American Tail

The Land Before Time

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Thumbelina

Anastasia

Titan A.E.

As well as Rock-a-doodle, A Troll in Central Park, and The Pebble and the Penguin, AND the series/video games like Dragon’s Lair, and Space Ace.

 He ’left’ because he was “disheartened’ with the way Disney ran his company - SO HE MADE HIS OWN. WITH A SMALL ARMY OF AWESOME ANIMATORS FROM DISNEY. YO. YOOO.

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

jra for my jitties

and some

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

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