Spicy (self-dx)

@tinyplantinvasion

i think i hear an ant outside

i can hear it growling and scratching around in the dirt

DNIs are one of the funniest and most performative parts of this website lol. just block people like a regular person

“nazis dni” ah yes, because if there’s anything nazis are known for, it’s their politeness and respect for other people’s personal boundaries

OK I had to google this for Reasons and basically cardboard doesn't "attract" roaches. it's not like they can smell it and come running. it's wrong to say cardboard boxes attract roaches. BUT! if roaches happen upon your cat's cardboard box city, they **will** claim it in the name of Cockroach Kingdom and immediately take over. Roaches eat cardboard and enclosed spaces make good shelters for egg laying, so a handful of cardboard boxes really is a bountiful and wonderful discovery for them that will lead to a nice roach population boom. so basically, if you don't have a roach problem, boxes won't create a roach problem. but if you see even one(1) roach near your cardboard box stash, you should get rid of your boxes to prevent a new roach colony taking hold in your home. and as someone who has lived in a roach infested apartment, trust me when i say that if you can avoid allowing the roach colony to start, you should, bc its nearly impossible to get them to leave once they're there.

if i was a vampire in my bat form i would simply curl up in your pocket

I would cut little slices of fruit occasionally throughout the day to slip in there for you to munch on

i appreciate you so much

y’all i truly do understand that being depressed is hard as shit but you cannot be dropping how much you hate yourself into completely unrelated conversations

What if I say it in a funny way tho

its not actually that funny, it’s actually really uncomfortable

really heartbroken about the fact that growing up as a digital native in the age of synthetic paint mixes made it impossible for me to expierience colours for the first time as an adult. the jealousy i feel when imagining a farmer ten thousand years ago seeing cobalt for the first time when stumbling over a new flower is indescribable. i despise the chromatic uneventfulness of my life

after being upset about this for an embarrassingly long time i have decided that this injustice can only be fixed by taking my time to look at all colours one at a time and think about them as if i have never seen them before. there are no flaws in this plan

Hey op one question why were you tasting the paints

why does the sun rise in the morning? mind your own business man

fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French. 

Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings

"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED