a cost-effective alternative to reality

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

you ever try to read a book and it's like. damn they really just let anybody write these.

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

nuclear family radiation poisoning

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.