Welcome to Adam Hann City

*aborted bandmate voice* i would be touching you in a vaguely gay way onstage right now... if i existed

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

rpf is good because real life people are crazy insane and do and say crazy insane things and you dont get an explanation for why. they themselves probably dont know. it's amazing.

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

I love it when my friends talk to me about things i dont understand