and now, your local doppler radar

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

no amount of butter or salt removes the nutrients from vegetables

Also cooked vegetables are more easily digestible than raw vegetables! People always act like raw vegetables are the healthiest but that is NOT true if you have a sensitive digestive system. Roast that shit.

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all

give a character your issues it's literally free