imagine something clever written here

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD

i mean we could talk about hypersexualized lestat who needs to feel desired to feel loved always performing with his shirt off so he can pick up his fans’ lust directly from their minds but it’s never enough because that’s not what love is. but that would hurt lol why would we do that

okay but why would you do that to us anyway

iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"