*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

You can lie when you name things

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

Please stay

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving