do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

what do rugby players need all that ass for?

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”