I'm still here

linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

Linkin Park was right about everything

Queer liberals be like “Be Gay, Do Crimes! (but not shoplifting, piracy, lying to cops, blocking traffic, assembling without a permit, punching fascists, being rude on the internet or anything illegal). We can yarn bomb tho!”

I hope people are also reporting these listings to the jobsites hosting them. If a company posts a fraudulent job listing, the site promoting the listing should be made aware of the fraud. I’m sure it’s a violation of indeed/monster/etc.’s terms of use.

Got hungry

How was the flavor?

Taste

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

“Don’t touch it! That’s the corpse of a god.”

“you are what you eat,” i reply as i begin to build a fire

no

Yes

We as a community need to stop romanticizing the skinny chronically depressed emo trans guy and start romanticizing the fat happily married 30+ year old trans guy who wears goofy dad clothes.

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast