idk what i’m doing.

“Mancaves” as a concept are fantastic. A room. Of stuff. For hanging out. God-tier idea. It’s a wonderful safe place to just chill.

The issue? They’re gross. I attribute said grossness in part to the name: “Mancave.” Disgusting. Have we men truly devolved to a feral state? What are we, Neanderthals? Foolish. Not to mention, the very name “mancave” seems to exclude the bros that are actually hoes.

I believe, however, that we can change how they are. I believe that if we change the name of mancaves, we can change the mentality of what it should be. A great, welcoming place, but also a safe zone. What name best encapsulates the intended response? Easy.

Fungeons.

First of all, “fun” is in the name. This means it can be a great place to do whatever you want in this room, as long as it’s fun! Already god-tier. But also, the denotation of a dungeon adds so many layers of meaning. It can be a place of solitude to hide away like a medieval king in a fort. It can be a great kinky place for you and the bros/hoes. The simple changing of the name transforms the formerly disgusting, monolithic room into a great multipurpose room of incredible potential.

Also it’s a Wreck-It-Ralph reference, which makes everything better.

Please, join me and sign the petition.

So basically, “Nothing” vs. “Evidence”...

I don’t have 2020 vision

that’s it

the joke is over

This is my review of TROS and if ya don’t like it too bad.

So yeah it was kinda shit.

That’s about it.

There were things I liked. I didn’t like the concept, but Palpatine’s return was handled about as well as it was gonna be handled by J.J. Abrams. Like I said, still a bad concept, but a pretty good execution of said bad concept.

I HATED how it wrote off a lot of the events of TLJ like it didn’t happen. Wtf J.J. You may not LIKE what Rian did (there are definitely aspects of it that I don’t like), but it still happened and it’s still part of the lore. Don’t retcon because you’re grumpy about it.

And, shit, I guess I have no choice but to talk about...

r e y l o.

I can’t deal with the psychological fit talking about that will send me into at the moment so imma just say I’m glad that that kiss can be easily edited out so I can show THAT version of the scene to my children. Not the monstrosity that was the original.

Like, at all