I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

you should have unmuted this

time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*

Hey, could you not?

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

What?

Reblog if you cannot disclose the relationship between yourself, women, and fish

man, I think my low-point was marching into a bank in a cow-patterned crop top demanding to know why my card kept getting declined when I had $300 in my account, only for the man behind the counter to suck his teeth and carefully point out the negative sign in front of the 300

@thyrell

@thyrell

@thyrell

@thyrell

Thyrell did you remember to take your caffeine nicotine red bull taco bell ibuprofen and hate today? for the love of god PLEASE say yes

@thyrell

@thyrell

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

Can raccoons count? Can ducks? Like how do they know if they left a baby behind unless it starts crying

No sir, we meant questions about the job.