fenra’s obsessions

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

THESE ARE THE PEARS

cant believe we’ll never know who ended homophobia because he was anon

he’s blowing seamen it’s literally right there

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead