Fen!

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

Comrade

Parrot knows what's up

The reason the Forgotten Realms is the most boring Dungeons & Dragons setting has very little to do with its inspirations and a whole lot to do with being fundamentally ill-matched to the circumstances of its publication. The Realms are basically a pastiche of every esoterically horny romantic fantasy setting that every B-list Mercedes Lackey wannabe ever came up with, except to keep it corporate friendly they had to take out all the femdom and dragon-fucking, and that's just not an environment in which the material can thrive. Fans keep talking about how to "save" the Forgotten Realms, but frankly, at this point the only thing that's going to save it is taking it away from Hasbro and giving it to some microscopic indie studio whose lead writer got banned from TikTok for discussing their werewolf mommy kink a little too sincerely.

Hey @vexwerewolf I think OP has a job offer for you.

I reblogged this already but I don't think it counts as a job application

it’s amazing the entire dashboard is just old things. shakespeare. arthuriana. gargantua. the epic of gilgamesh. the brothers karamazov. beowulf. wuthering heights. medieval mystics. dracula novel discourse. lawrence of arabia 1962. al pacino. die girlies auf tumblr are thriving and having a ball going about as if media stopped happening post 2010

Gilgamesh fandom grab your ancient sumerian tablets

As of this year the entirety of Sherlock Holmes’ original canon is in the public domain. Go nuts.

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

NOW I will reblog this.

yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*

You're laughing. That man's rumble Kongs are gone and you're laughing.