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1. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: seriously, this man is bi energy walking. He’s had full blown relationships with Deadpool and Johnny Storm, and do we all remember that time he made out with Ben Grimm?

2. Johnny Storm/Human Torch: he could either be severely closeted or bisexual. This poor man just can’t seem to get his love life right. Despite being attractive, rich, famous, and having the reputation for being a lady killer, it doesn’t seem to translate into his relationships. They fall flat for literally no reason and Johnny constantly feels like something is just missing but he doesn’t know what. He was Peter Parker’s roommate, and any historian can tell you what that means. Not to mention, there’s no way he didn’t sleep with Daken. I hope that relationship is revisited eventually. Let’s also not forget Johnny thinks he got his power because of his love for the original Human Torch, Jim Hammond, who was kind of a babe.

3. Remy Lebeau/Gambit and Anna Marie/Rogue: I can’t explain but they have bi couple energy

4. Charles Xavier/Professor X and Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto: I don’t have to say much about this but these two have been down bad for each other for decades. Look at this messy bitch thirst trapping at his age.

5. James Howlett/Wolverine and Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler: Logan represents a particular kink that somehow works for everyone. He’s had probably the most hook ups of any Marvel character, mostly female, but there’s no way he hasn’t put scratches on at least one gentleman’s back. He has had the baddest romance with Cyclops since they met, and now they’re in a polyamorous relationship with Jean Grey. Not to mention Nightcrawler calls him liebschen which I’m told means “darling”. I mean, I call my friends darling too, but let’s remember that I myself am very very bisexual.

6. Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier: I’m not sure if this one is canon or not, but if it isn’t, it’s embarrassingly obvious. Something about his entire vibe yells chaotic bi to me.

7. Pietro Maximoff/QuickSilver: he’s literally a bit light in his loafers. I have no evidence for this other than the fact that straight men should not be lugging around an ass like that

8. Namor McKenzie/Namor the Submariner: Namor and Sue Storm have always been my OTP but ever since a scrapped storyline involving Quicksilver and Namor becoming lovers became a thing, I can’t not think about it. The arrogance, the angst, the outfits. I’m so mad we didn’t get this. But just looking back at Namor’s history and his affinity for speedos, I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch.

9. Scott Summers/Cyclops: there’s no doubt in my mind that Scott is currently banging his wife, Logan, and Emma Frost. He even invited Logan on vacation with Jean and the kids, and Logan commented that he couldn’t miss seeing Scott in a Speedo.

I’ll just list the rest in no particular order:

10. Jessica Drew/Spider Woman: she is catnip for bi women

11. Laura Kinney/X-23: I’m fairly certain all Wolverine types are bi

12. Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel: this may or may not be canon. I don’t remember.

13. Kate Bishop/Hawkeye: all her boyfriends are bi and we’ve seen how she looks at Miss America.

14. Ororo Munroe/Storm: I mean, look at her

15. Warren Worthington III/Angel: no evidence, just vibes

16. Venom and Eddie Brock: some people still seemed shocked to know these two are married with children, so I’ll just end this post with these guys.