hey beech

crowley is like that weird and gross crusty stain you have on your couch and you try to scratch it off with your finger but it wont come off no matter how hard you scratch and you try bleach but nothing works it just wont go away

Ilya flopped onto his back, shaking with laughter. He mopped at his forehead with the damp shirt he was holding.

I feel like everyone talks about how great of a father Ilya is gonna be because he's so good with kids so often, that we ignore Shane has THE most dad energy I've ever seen. He's standing beside his kids while they watch TV, claiming he's not watching because he has stuff to do. He's up at 7am on a saturday mowing the lawn or fixing stuff in the bathroom you didn't even KNOW needed fixing. His kids come home from practice and he's watching the most niche ass hockey stats breakdown video on youtube and he is SAT and focused for all 40 minutes. Oh you mentioned you like something? He's picking several up from the store DONT comment on it. All of his texts have periods, are straight to the point, and include either "OK" or "👍"