FelixVFace

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

…relic…

PROPAGANDA:

[Buck]

"He is has co-parenting a child with his best friend, Eddie, basically since they met, 8 years ago. So much so, that it is canon that Eddie would have lost custody of his kid if he didn't meet Buck. Along with that, Eddie trusted him so much with his child that he put it in his will that if he dies, Buck will be his son's legal guardian. On multiple occasions, when he is sad, someone brings him a child to cheer him up and it WORKS. He is canonically an incredible baker so he'd be a good house wife. He is a firefighter, so he knows how to prioritize the health and well-being of those who are more vulnerable, even when he is struggling in his personal life. He literally JUMPED INTO A TSUNAMI when he was OFF DUTY to save a child that wasn't his own. TALK ABOUT MOTHERLY INSTINCTS. He had bad parents and was raised by his older sister, something he has acknowledged as an adult, so he understands the difference between good parenting and bad parenting. He is in therapy, a choice he made on his own because he knew he wasn't okay and wanted to be more okay, so he is self-aware and very capable of self-reflection and growth. He is basically a dad already, but he would absolutely love being pregnant ^ see again, people bring him children when he's sad."

Buck propaganda from last season

[Gomez]

"It's not fair if Morticia's the only one hogging all the pain of childbirth. Her hubby wants some too!"

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

[Jonathan]

"Dracula probably has weird vampire pregnancy powers and also all those scenes in Dracula's castle were so weird in a homoerotic way. Either that or Mina gets him pregnant (which good for her, Mina is the best). Jonathan loves his wife very much and he'd love to have her babies."

If you read the original Dracula you will understand that the author wanted Jonathan Harker to get pregnant.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender LESBIAN video game characters!!!