posts i am friends with

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

holding back an amused "I love you" after someone makes a really good personal comment or joke is like making the move for your sheathed blade and stopping midway through

this is a normal comparison indicative of healthy relationship with the concept of love

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

i'll show you something that'll flip your clit

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died