PERFECT, WONDERFUL, AMAZING, THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT!!!
I’d also like to make another addition. As thou hast suggested… I willst add Boromir in Heelys…
[Just hiking along to the Pass of Caradhras]
Aragorn: Come on, Legolas! We have to get moving!
Legolas, fumbling with his crocs: Hang on, they have to be in sports mode.
[In the Mines of Moria] [thanks @redbootsindoriath]
Aragorn: Sure is dark in here.
Gimli: *stomps feet*
Legolas: Those are stupid shoes.
Aragorn: Says Legolas “Battle Crocs” Greenleaf.
Pippin, staring forlorn at the sketchers: I’ve never wanted shoes so badly in my entire life.
[Attacked by orcs at the end]
Aragorn: We have to be as fast as possible!
Boromir: This is my time to shine. *takes the wheels out* *gets heelys ready*
Aragorn: Boromir, what are you–
Boromir, rolling along with the little wheels on his heels: GOTTA HELP THE HOBBITS!
Aragorn: Um–
Boromir: ZOOOOOM!
In this version Boromir survives thanks to the speediness of his Heelys.