This is the best I've got

But I BELIEVE them! I’m just not gonna do anything about it :)

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM

200 Woofs Per Minute

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid