a noble failure!

the lion does not concern herself with papa

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

the pagan origins of the fourth of july

Can’t get this on any other social media

in 2026 let’s start actually noticing and taking seriously the true scale and impact of jkrs transmisogyny and how she’s been funneling decades of royalties and ip owner cash directly into anti trans lobbying thats been making the uk hell while gradually worsening conditions elsewhere through impacting the zeitgeist

can i get an amen break burger