a noble failure!

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

that's a cat ✅️

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

MNK NK NGAAHH HMNGAA GAAH NGUH HMMRRFF FFFIFF MMHMMH HIHHH KHHH

@sreppub

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time