a noble failure!

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

my family and i drove home from a family vacation this last weekend and wound up driving through a town called surprise, az, which is an odd name but doesn't technically have anything wrong with it, except that we all burst into wild laughter when we saw the building labeled SURPRISE MORTUARY SERVICES

I’m straight up CRYING

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

“it is YOUR turn to watch them. what, no, you don’t need to pick them up what are you doing, just- no get BACK here i said it’s your TURN”

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

can you stop going up and down for a sec

oh sorry my fault actually. i was jumping and i forgot