A particularly fulfilling sexual experience, etc.

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

I don’t have trust issues, I have “seen that shit happen before with my own eyes” issues.

!!!!!!!! THIS !!!!!!!!

This is awesome but like where the fuck can I buy it?

right here!!!

i just want to be walking down a vast castle hallway at midnight in a beautiful silk gown holding an eleborate candelabra is that too much to ask

you think that im not also absolutely ripped in my own fantasies?

@techtonicactivity

bold of you to assume I’m not currently pumping iron so I can heave god damn candelabras around at all hours of the night

honestly I don’t get why it’s so hard for people to accept that the media they like is criticizable and can have problematic elements to them while still being able to like them. most media more than likely is gonna have some problematic with it and you just. have to accept that reality. you’re still allowed to like this media and not be a bad person. you just have to acknowledge it exists and not brush it off or try to sugar coat it. your media is not exempt from criticism just because you like it

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’

I’m sorry, but if you think you can only make a sexy Hollywood movie by infringing on a woman’s safety and well-being, then you are 900% doing it wrong.

real talk, superheroes can be so focused on stupid shit sometimes…arms dealers this, drug dealers that… take down the fucking government already you stupid bitches!!

i’ve never seen this show but that’s the funniest line i’ve ever heard

Ok he is i and I am him