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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

"are you normal about-" no I'm an insane pervert

hi I'm a popular tumblr user do you want to pre-order my book? it has disaster gays. it's literally queer. order my book.

now, a lot of you have been asking, "is it any good?" and to you my friends I have just two words: Not Really

sudoku hits different when you’ve got several pressing tasks you’re ignoring

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.