Februscary

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

Another victim of the Install Wizard 😔

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️